Banks demonstrates for hapless Bears fans (on Halas Field, no less) some of the finer points of American football, as learned from watching the Packers
(4 November 2002, the morning of Green Bay's MNF victory over the Dolphins)

first, you have to have a good game face	second, you've got to be able to snap the ball	you've got to be able to look the safety off, like Brett Favre does
you've got to be able to catch, like Terry Glenn (not that I can)	you've got to have a kicking game (I learned this from Josh Bidwell)	and you've got to play smash-mouth football
	end result: TOUCHDOWN!

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